well hello there . my name is jerrika :] i`m a bird . what`s your name ?
 
 
 

oh-deir:

ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES

 
 
You want a guy who loves Jesus on his own, not just when you’re dragging him to church.
Jefferson Bethke  (via littlethingsaboutgod)

(Source: kristinrankin)

 
 

0liii:

cutiebum:

idk why people are so bothered by stretch marks, i think they’re pretty

and never think you’re fat if you have them because i’m a twig and have them all over my butt and thighs and they’re beautiful ok they’re just little reminders that you’re still growing and alive so be proud of them lil streaks of light

I have them too and I’m a tall, skinny guy

 
 

likeafieldmouse:

Francis Alys - Sometimes Making Something Leads to Nothing (1997)

 
 

(Source: bitethepatriarchy)

 
 

(Source: weheartit.com)

 
 

omfgcate:

dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

image

#ITS GONNA BE MAY

 
 
 
 
 
 
ghostgirlninja1122:


superwholocked-in-albion:

jeankd:

thegoddamazon:

The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

The only historically accurate line in the whole film. 

excuse u


it got better

ghostgirlninja1122:

superwholocked-in-albion:

jeankd:

thegoddamazon:

The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

The only historically accurate line in the whole film. 

excuse u

it got better

 
 
she was special and unique because unlike other girls she read a book and drank a tea and didnt talk about a clothes
 
 
Remember: the time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by yourself. Life’s cruelest irony.

Douglas Coupland, Shampoo Planet

(via dissapolnted)

(Source: feellng)

 
 

ofwnchesters:

no but guys

someone told our professor that i had a fantastic pick up line and they made me tell her

DO YOU KNOW
HOW AWKWARD IT IS
TO LOOK YOUR PROFESSOR IN THE EYE AND SAY
“I MAY NOT GO DOWN IN HISTORY BUT I’LL GO DOWN ON YOU”

AND THEN

SHE RESPONDS

“I’M GOING TO TRY THAT ON MY HUSBAND”

dONE

 
 
officialcrow:

baylorbeats:

skrippers:

bigeisamazing:

regalasfuck:

truest shit ive ever read

bullshit. cheaters don’t strive for A’s. they strive for C’s. getting A’s make shit look to obvious especially when you ain’t doing the bare minimum in class

I went for A’s when I cheated.

who wants to cheat for a c? if you gon cheat, cheat big

"lemme rob this bank for 3 grand…. dont wanna make it….obvious"

officialcrow:

baylorbeats:

skrippers:

bigeisamazing:

regalasfuck:

truest shit ive ever read

bullshit. cheaters don’t strive for A’s. they strive for C’s. getting A’s make shit look to obvious especially when you ain’t doing the bare minimum in class

I went for A’s when I cheated.

who wants to cheat for a c? if you gon cheat, cheat big

"lemme rob this bank for 3 grand…. dont wanna make it….obvious"

(Source: walkinggtall)

 
 
The two most important days in your life are the day you are born, and the day you figure out why.
Mark Twain (via aurelle)

(Source: enicoleh)